bwy was in class, with his phone out, like tha absolute madman he is, when suddenly richard stallman walked into class and said "bwy i am going to fuck you"
bwy remembered that richard stallman was the creator of gnu, one of the biggest non-proprietary software projects ever made, and got a huge erection that instantly destroyed his pants, and before richard even realized it he was being assfucked by bwy really hard at an absurd speed.
"A-AHH~!!" bwy screamed, as he knew he was fucking the creator of one of the biggest open source software projects ever made, which was very hot to him because he hates everything that isn't open source like seriously what the fuck is wrong with you
richard stallman then said "cum is proprietary" as bwy's dick expelled an open source version of cum and then he proceeded to explain every single part of the cum and how to create it, being the first open-source linux coomer
he replaced richard's conscience with a fork of gentoo linux because brains are proprietary, while also doing the same to himself and transforming into a transcendental celestial body because the human body is proprietary BUT THEN HE REALIZED IT.
Both are proprietary.
"OH FUCK OH SHIT" bwy said, but then he got an idea. "I WILL MAKE US OPEN SOURCE" then they turned into open source G O D S and raped the CEOs of windows and google to death while ejaculating on linus torvalds and sucking richard stallman's dick, his cum plastered the faces of all open source developers in the earth
he when proceeded to start pissing open source code out of his 0.5 mm dick after taking over the world with the power of his open source boner
the end




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